This just about sums up the problem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
Thank you, Miss Teen South Carolina!
Plus: here's a visual help if you didn't understand what she was (trying) to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAJUMYGgfZA
enjoy - and then please: go buy someone you love a map!
